Published inThe HavenRepublicans Introduce Resolution Designating January 19th as Trumpteenth Day…a Public Holiday and…Resolution would also require all flags to be flown at half-staff to commemorate Trump’s last day before the bogus President was sworn in.Jun 22, 20211Jun 22, 20211
Published inThe HavenAfter Oklahoma Renames Highway For Trump…New York Puts His Name on All Subway Urinals and DumpstersThe great naming war begins. Blue and Red States vie to attach Trump’s name to things.Jun 4, 20211Jun 4, 20211
Published inThe HavenNonprofit American Association of Credible Christian Evangelical Prophets Releases a Formal…Frogs, boils and the death of firstborns to be unleashed if election not overturned.May 18, 20211May 18, 20211
Published inThe HavenBuckingham Palace Confirms that Queen is Not Currently DatingBut admits that a task force is developing a dating white paperApr 24, 2021Apr 24, 2021
Published inThe HavenTrump Blames Biden, China, Antifa, Cancel Culture and Green Deal for Ship Wedged into Suez CanalTells Fox News that this is what you get with a rigged electionMar 26, 2021Mar 26, 2021
Published inMuddyUmOf Course You Can Clap For Yourself as Many Times as You WantIt just takes my little workaroundMar 16, 20213Mar 16, 20213
Published inThe HavenAnal Swab-Gate Could Open up a Crack for U.S. China Backdoor NegotiationsState Department claims U.S. diplomats forced to have tests up the wazoo for Wuhan virus. China says U.S. claims stinkFeb 25, 20211Feb 25, 20211
Published inExtra NewsfeedGOP Party Hacks Use Awesome Censure Power To Punish U.S. Senators and RepresentativesAdditional forms of shaming, repentance and flagellation also being considered for those disloyal to TrumpFeb 24, 2021Feb 24, 2021
Published inThe HavenAngry Trump Slaps McConnell: They Agree to a Duel to the DeathHeated and insulting public battle of words escalates. Seconds now confirm no satisfaction until one party is mortally woundedFeb 18, 2021Feb 18, 2021
Published inExtra NewsfeedTrump’s Lawyer Bypassed Senate and Spoke in Tongues Directly to GodIt was not nonsensical gibberish. It was a Hail Mary pass for divine intervention. Wait until the closing argument.Feb 12, 20212Feb 12, 20212